Constance Harbor (Bonus Post!)

Hey there! Stewart here. This week, I wanted to tell you about Constance Harbor! (Free preview for all followers and supporters!)

Since Constance’s birthday was yesterday, I wanted to give everyone a taste of some of the things that you can get access to by becoming a Temporary Dependency. For now, these special $1 tiers are available, but there’s no telling when they will disappear again! For those who are subscribed, I thank you all immensely for your continuous generous support. <3

Hey there! Stewart here. This week, I wanted to tell you about Constance Harbor! She’s so awesome and cool. I know I talk about Someone a lot, and I really liked Someone a whole lot before I found out about Constance, but once I found out about her, I instantly thought she was so epic and cool.

Constance is pretty and kind. She has such great fashion sense, too. Always wearing the coolest outfits. Plus, she can, like, totally kick butt. I used to study Someone’s solo missions and he was…like…so dreamy and stuff. But Constance is, too. I decided to look back at her career and I saw so many baddie boss moments where she totally annihilated everybody! She’s, like, so super smart, AND she can fight, so she can literally destroy you mentally and physically, which is kinda terrifying. Someone is supposed to be one of the best agents here at the organization, but I'm sure WILLOWISP is also thankful to have Constance as a weapon in their arsenal.

But, she’s much more than that. She’s totally like a friend to me. And while I was–and still am–super geeked out about shadowing under Someone, I’ve come to love Constance almost just as much. I was late giving her the birthday gift I made, and I guess I'm late giving you your gifts, too. But, better late than never, right? Check it all out and enjoy! Let me know if you have any other questions about Constance. I totally know all her secrets and stuff. But, she's like my friend, so I'm not going to tell you TOO much. Still, it doesn't hurt to ask, so ask away! I'll be happy to fill you in.

-Stewart Princely

• Constance’s Willowisp Database File:

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/secret-agent-someone/a/constance

• Constance Harbor and the Belated Birthday Gift (NEW EPISODE!):

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/secret-agent-someone/a/constance-belated-gift

• Constance’s Spy Vibes Playlist:

• Constance Celebration Streams:

Direct ink will be placed here soon! Thank you for your patience.

For now, you can find Wordi’s stream VODs on Twitch and YouTube

https://www.twitch.tv/wordigirl https://www.youtube.com/@WordiGirl-LexiCon

• 718 Birthdays (audio drama):

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/secret-agent-someone/a/718-birthdays

• A Birthday Absence (audio drama):

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/secret-agent-someone/a/birthday-absence

• Constance Fun Facts (as asked by the community):

• Favorite Zoo Animal: Zebra

• Third Favorite Color: Green

• Favorite Cake: Rich, decadent chocolate on chocolate fudge cake with chocolate lava filling. The icing is slightly lighter in color, with little dark chocolate shavings sprinkled all over top of it. She loves to eat it warm with a scoop of ice cream on the side.

• First Memory: Little Constance is running through a grassy field holding a fuzzy dandelion. She is wearing a white dress and her hair is in pufftails. She is smiling and laughing. It is summer and she is in a vast yard of deep green. There is a picket fence and several trees. There’s a quaint little farmhouse. She was born in the Bronx, but this is NOT the city. She’s uncertain where she is exactly but she’s laughing and smiling. As she continues running, it becomes apparent she is being chased. She doesn’t know by whom, but this chase seems to be all in fun.