Sorry :(
Listen, I might actually get in trouble if anyone knows what I’m sharing with you, but I can trust you not to say anything, right? I owe it to you for being late...
Hey there, guys. Yeah I know. I failed. I’m sorry. I was supposed to be keeping you all updated on everything and…I didn’t do it. Something came up but that is absolutely NO excuse. I should do better. So, to at least try to make up for it a little bit, I am going to give you all a bunch of data. Listen, I might actually get in trouble if anyone knows what I’m sharing with you, but I can trust you not to say anything, right?
You deserve this super secret intel, especially after I abandoned you all for so long. It’s the absolute least I can do. And don’t go saying that you wouldn't want me to get in trouble for your sake. It’s fine! I’ll be fine. Everything will be totally fine. And, if something does happen to me, it’s my fault anyway. I shouldn’t have promised if I was unable to deliver.
So! Without further ado, get ready for a bunch of data from me! And feel free to ask questions on anything you’re curious about.
Okay. Here we go. The first set of top-secret data.